? Differences between normal people and me:

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Normal people when they laugh:

Me:

Normal people when they see their idol:

Me:

Normal people when they know someone likes them:

Me :

“Why?”

Normal people dancing:

Me:

Normal people walking:

Me:

Normal people who are pissed off: 

Me :

what a funny blog

sry im azn You: watsup ma niga
Stranger: hey
Stranger: MAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIGGA
Stranger: tell me of your tales, black warrior
You: well u see i came from from fart mountain
You: i ahd to leave because it smelled so bad
You: lmfao
You: u
Stranger: mother of god
Stranger: you're hilarious
Stranger: how do I go about purchasing your rap album?
You: go to ebay.com and type in shakiria
Stranger: do the funds go directly to you?
Stranger: I want to support the talented artist
You: well i guess but only 80%
You: it sucks
You: who are u
Stranger: I am non of your concern
You: y
Stranger: right now we need to figure out how I can get money into your pocket
You: stop
Stranger: so you can continue to produce the rhymes that will change this nation
You: do u even know who i am
Stranger: look, black warrior
Stranger: I don't need to know any more
Stranger: I have heard you speak. I have heard your legendary stories
You: stop talking young grasshopper
You: ok
You: thx
Stranger: finally
Stranger: you understand
Stranger: you do realize what needs to be done?
You: idk man
You: am i avatar
Stranger: we need to go into your mothers bedroom
Stranger: and steal her wrist watch
You: :OOOOOOO
You: is this true
Stranger: yes
Stranger: can you make this happen?
Stranger: are you willing to do what must be done?
Stranger: ARE YOU WILLING, BLACK WARRIOR?
You: NO ... I CANT
You: BECAUSE IM YELLOW WARRIOR
Stranger: oh fuck a chink
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kingsleyyy:

shout out to everyone who watched me before 2011 <3